About the Mann Clan
Thanks for stopping by our site. What can I say about us that has not already been said by presidents, dignitaries, and bill collectors?

Well, let's see.

  • We're an above average family with high hopes and lofty dreams.
  • We talk funny for a family living in the Alabama Sticks because we refuse to grow an accent.
  • As a family we've personally put Juan Valdez's children through college and paid for their first cars. ( If you have to ask, it's not funny)
  • We own more cars, motorcycles, and other motor driven vehicles than maybe we should.
  • None of us have ever voted Republican or dyed our hair green.
  • We've never ate anything we've killed or killed anything we ate.
  • We're often late, polite, easy to laugh and redundant (which might explain the twins).
  • We're proud to brag on all of our kids (and Chelle's) GPA's
  • We (OK, Dad mostly) love to overuse those silly parenthesis "( )" when typing.
  • and a hot pizza stands no chance in our house of ever getting cold.
What can I say, we're your normal family. We carry the children's pictures in our wallets, hold hands, hug often, and wish we could somehow do better. Oh wait, this is 2007. Maybe we're slightly better than the current "norm".

If you want to learn more about us as individuals you can simply click on our names to the left and thanks to the magic of pixie dust and html our personal pages will pop up right here.

So what are you waiting for? I'm done typing on this page.