With that said, my bio may or may not be peppered with misinformation, lies, and stuff I just made up because it sounds cool. I'll let you be the judge.

Here's some quick facts and intresting tidbits.

Childhood

• I spent my high school career wrecking my own cars but not on purpose, once rolling my 67 Dodge Dart across the high school football field landing upside down on the 50 yard line
• I'm responsible for giving my brother his first ride in a police car
• I had such a crush on my 10th grade eniglish teacher (Ms. Passarello who still teaches today) that I sat in the 10th grade twice.
• I used to catch baby gators with marshmellows to let loose on the football field during games (our mascot)
• I excelled in truancy to the point of "standing tall before the man"
• I once stole a fuzzy toy mouse from a pet store because it fit in my pocket

• I've had far more jobs than I can ever hope to remember
• I've had far more vehicles than I can count (most I want back) and managed to wreck about half of them
• I can honestly say that everytime I've been arrested it was mistaken identity
• I served my country proudly in the U.S. Army for 3 full months (don't ask)
• I've lived in 6 different states (some several times) but I've never left the country
• I've never been set on fire or driven a garbage truck
• I'm right handed yet I put on my left shoe first everytime
• My forehead grows every year (to make room for my expanding brain)
• I can recite entire scenes from the movie "This is Spinal Tap"
• I can play 2 complete songs on the guitar, and one on harmonica

I've been married to the same wonderful lady (shameless plug) since the early 90's and we're working on raising our 3 children and growing family of pets deep in the sticks of Alabama (not sure how we got here, again).